Vinylfags

ZOMG!!! SHE GOT THREE FUCKING SECONDS OF FOOTAGE!! LETS GIVE HER THE BIGGEST FUCKING FANBASE EVER!!!


You know that white and blue pony who had a major play in Suited for Success, you know the one who dropped the turntable arm? Well she has spewed an enormous following now, even to a greater ratio than derpy herself, under the canon name DJ-Pon3 (NO ITS VINYL SCRATCH) Ever since the debut of that episode, an endless spawn of clopfic writers have shipped her with Octavia, a fellow five second background character, and have never fucking shut up about it. Vinylfags will insist that everything is better when it contains wubs and are often found on Fillydelphia Radio, a major pony radio station. They also are notorious to argue about her eye color and over which name of hers is canon.

Butthurt


On April 21 at the premiere of A Canterlot Wedding, Vinyl Scratch returns, and omg, you won't believe it, she removed her glasses. They're magenta. You know what that means, right? It means all art containing red-eye Vinyl Scratch is now destroyed by canon. (I estimate at least 20,000 images.) This has resulted in massive butthurt throughout Vinylfags, and massive lulz by fans who don't give a shit.

Vinylfags Rejoice once again.
Over the time of Spaghetticon 2012, the fans circlejerked in awe and joy once again, as Hasbro released new pony merch containing Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, addressing Vinyl Scratch by her canon name. Well done, hasbro, now you can just awkwardly pretend her name used on Equestria Girls was just an inside job. It never happened.

How to troll Vinylfags
1) Address her as DJ-Pon3, her original name that no one liked

2) Tell them that you made a petition for Hasbro to change her eye color.

3) Tell them that dubstep is made on a computer by talentless low-lifes.

4) Insist that pony dubstep artists will never match up to good music artists like Skrillex.